We're not just a service, we're an experience.
Our Mission
We're here to help you upgrade your reality to its full, most absurd potential.
Our team of expert reality engineers will help you:
- Swap out your mundane daily tasks with more exciting alternatives (e.g., instead of laundry, try reality-warping).
- Augment your relationships with AI-powered, hyper-realistic, sentient, talking plants.
- Transcend the limits of traditional transportation by teleporting yourself anywhere, instantly (but don't try this at home).
- And, of course, upgrade your wardrobe with reality-reflective, shape-shifting, adaptive clothing.
Ready to experience reality on a whole new level? Learn about our technologies